The "No Peace For Predators Florida! Protect Our Children!" Facebook group obviously has a problem with balls

Apparently there is a "branch" of the retarded No Peace For Predators group, and this branch may even be dumber than the original No Peace For Predators. This group is called "No Peace For Predators Florida! Protect Our Children!" 

Here is a prime example of their stupidity. Apparently there is a book on Amazon.com called, "Do You Want To Play With My Balls"? It is a crude adult humor book full of double entendres about "balls" (here is a YouTube reading of it, if you are curious). Kid's book parodies are nothing new (the most well-known at this time is probably "Go The Fuck To Sleep," with the audio version read by Samuel L. Jackson) but apparently this humor book did not elicit any laughs from the idiots at NPFP-FloriDUH. 

So one of the regular posters made a Facebook post about this book to "warn" others of this book. Another member responded, "The author and the publishing company should be sued for such non sense. In fact I think I will contact my lawyer in behalf of all our children." Another said, "I can't comprehend why people think it's ok to do or expose such perverted things and think there will be no later consequences." Still another said, "as an adult with more experience it's obvious the meanings of the book and as a survior (sic) of molestation of 18+ guys, I'm incredibly offended by this book and the use of the little girl." "It should be plainly posted as adult only. Further more it should be band from being published. Only sick minded people find it amusing. Hince the point of this site." And, "What a horrible book! No WAY this was written without malice. I better NEVER see this in a children's library section or the please be quiet rule will not be followed! Disturbed freaks of nature."

It should be noted the attorney they contacted told them, as relayed by one member of NPFP-FloriDUH, "it would[n't] be prudent to try and sue the writer or the publishing company due to freedom of speech laws. And freedom to publish ones opinion. As bad as it may be there are far worse things published under those laws." [Screenshot of this exchange will be posted st the end of the article due to length. 

If that wasn't enough, the members flooded the Amazon page with negative reviews. Here are a few of their crazy reviews:

0 of 2 people found the following review helpful

1Though the "humor" in this book may have been intended for adults, it still endangers children

ByMichael Welperon June 19, 2015

Format: Hardcover

It is wrong to present this material in the format of a children's book. I understand that this book was written for adults, but that doesn't mean that it couldn't end up in the hands of a child. Children deserve to be protected. No moral adult would ever present such disgusting material in a way that could potentially appeal to an innocent child. And more seriously--yes, I do understand that this book was not intended to aid pedophiles, but a very sick adult could take advantage of the opportunity it yields, nonetheless.

0 of 5 people found the following review helpful

1i wish i could give this horrible book less then 1 star

ByTamaraon June 14, 2015

Format: Kindle Edition

i wish i could give this horrible book less then 1 star. It s so disgusting i would neve ever read this to my kids. who wrote this book must have been a pedophile

1 of 6 people found the following review helpful

1Not a child's book - read it on youtube before you buy...

ByPro-Life Nobamaon June 7, 2015

Format: Kindle Edition

NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK. Not sure what adult would write this or why (pedophile, gay activist or just a gag). Go hear it read at Youtube and decide for yourself.

Out of all the retarded comments, the comment below is the dumbest comment of all:

1 of 7 people found the following review helpful

1Pornography for 2 year olds

ByVivian Aldanaon June 6, 2015

Format: Kindle Edition

This is in NO WAY an innocent book. Do You Want to Play With My Balls is a manual for pedophiles. Perhaps some INNOCENT PERVERT will read it to your child. They can inform your child or grandchild about Blue balls, licking balls, holding a persons ball sack, hairy balls, or squeezing a persons balls, ???? Innocent--Really???? NO, not innocent--IT IS PERVERTED! It is pornography for 2-year olds.

Perhaps we should sent the morons at this branch of NPFP a care package. Maybe some of Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls? Maybe a case of Ben & Jerry's Schweddy Balls? How about an LP of AC/DC's "Big Balls"? Or, perhaps the complete works of Honore de BALZAC?

Apparently this will be the next book on NPFP-FL's shitlist

Actually, instead of balls, we need to send everyone at "No Peace For Predators Florida! Protect Our Children!" a case of BRAINS. 

Valerie Parkhurst is "a different kind of predator"

Once again, Valerie "Valigator" Parkhurst, career criminal now residing in Ft. Lauderdale FL, has been caught in a lie and completely embarrassed and humiliated. 

So here is the latest "Valigator PWNED" story -- A friend has written a new book, a true crime book entitled "Lost Youth: A True Story." [From the Amazon.com website: "Amazon bestselling Author Shaun Webb’s sixth full-length work, and second true crime study, Lost Youth: A True Story, delves into a fateful October 1981 night in Waterford, Michigan that rocked a quiet family’s peace and shook an entire community to its deepest emotional depth. Colette Molyneaux, 13, a cute, healthy and happy teenager, paid the ultimate price in a criminal’s horrible thirst for blood.  Nancy Molyneaux, Colette’s mother, also suffered enormously, enduring the violent act of rape on top of losing a dear daughter. Who was responsible for these monstrous crimes?  Why did such a bright light and friendly young lady have to be extinguished so brutally?  More to the point; what factors could have possibly contributed to the awful situation?"]

I have a copy and it will be my travel book as I prepare to travel to another public demonstration. 

In the meantime, those with a head start in reading the book has already posted reviews. One review was fairly critical of Shaun's book, so Valigator thought she would use that opportunity to start talking trash. Val responds to the critical review trashing the author and claiming that spoke with the critical reviewer (Val claims the critical reviewer called him a "jerk.") I found the comment and responded to Val and informed the author of what Val claimed. The reviewer was also notified of this claim. Val responded to my comment to making a claim that I am gay (which is odd considering Val once told an online poster she was a lesbian). 

The author of the critical review posted a response to Val's claims that she was contacted by Val. She stated she "do[es] not appreciate people highjacking my review for their own agenda. Nor do I appreciate mr. Webb being told I've had a conversation with anyone when all you did was comment on this post."

She follows up by saying, "In my mind that shows your are a different kind of predator."

Within a couple of hours, Valerie Drunkhurst deleted her comments and went into hiding (I'm sure once she restocks on "liquid courage," she'll be back to her usual bullshit. It is fun, however, to see Val caught in a lie and run for the hills, proving once again Val is a bullshit artist. 

Sadly, I was not home to screenshoot the exchange before Val deleted her shitty comments. However you can see the other comments on Amazon. 

http://www.amazon.com/Lost-Youth-A-True-Story/product-reviews/1502346729/ref=cm_cr_dp_synop?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending#R3B7VUDPAJVGG7

Val--[This comment was deleted by the author on June 20, 2015]

D. 

Valigator is Valerie Parkhurst, a career criminal residing in Ft. Lauderdale, FL. She has multiple arrests for aggravated assault and gun violations, a fact easily verified by visiting the Broward Co. FL Clerk of Courts website. She has been harassing Mr. Webb for years and already had her account flagged for her barrage of attacks. Reader beware.

Val--[This comment was deleted by the author on June 20, 2015]

A.

I know mr. Webb and have already been informed. I do not appreciate people highjacking my review for their own agenda. Nor do I appreciate mr. Webb being told I've had a conversation with anyone when all you did was comment on this post. In my mind that shows your are a different kind of predator.

S. 

Hey Val. Where'd you go? Not fun getting caught in your lie is it? So ashamed that you erased your comments. You're nearly 70 Val. ..act like your age!

Three vigilante thugs try to burn down apartment building to go after registrant, kills elderly woman instead

Here are three more of Valerie Parkhurst's "heroes," burning down an entire apartment building just to go after a sex offender.

http://www.timesunion.com/news/article/1-of-3-Troy-suspects-returns-to-face-charges-in-6313771.php

2 suspects go to Troy in fatal arson
2 waive extradition, 3rd to have hearing in North Carolina
By Kenneth C. Crowe II
Updated 9:45 pm, Monday, June 8, 2015

Val's Hero #1: Abbey Slaga

Two of the three suspects in the fatal May 1 arson have waived extradition from North Carolina while the third will have a hearing next week on returning to Troy, a spokesman for Rensselaer County District Attorney Joel Abelove said Monday.

The three are charged with first-degree arson for allegedly setting the fire, which authorities now believe caused the death of Gladys Halpin, 82.

Halpin was rescued from the 520 Second Ave. apartment building fire, during which she suffered a heart attack. Firefighters were able to revive her and get her to the hospital. She died May 23 at Bay State General Hospital in Massachusetts. Final autopsy results have not yet been released.

On Sunday, David Stanley, 22, of East Greenbush, was arraigned in City Court and sent to the jail without bail, police spokesman Capt. Daniel DeWolf said. He had previously waived extradition in North Carolina before being brought to Troy.

On Monday, Tyler Smith, 24, formerly of Castleton, waived his extradition at a hearing in Raleigh, N.C., and will be back in Troy by the end of the week, said Jonathan Desso, a spokesman for Abelove.

Abby Slaga, 21, of East Greenbush, did not waive extradition because she wanted to consult with an attorney, Desso said. Slaga's hearing will be June 16 in Franklin County, N.C. She will continue to be held on a fugitive from justice warrant in the Franklin County Jail without bail.

Stanley, Slaga and Smith were arrested last week by Raleigh police and Franklin County deputies on fugitive warrants issued in Troy. City detectives took part in the arrests.

Val's hero #2: Tyler Smith

DeWolf said detectives would return to Raleigh to bring back Smith.

According to Stanley's arrest report and criminal complaint, at least two people have given statements to police about what they saw and heard that night.

Those witnesses said Monday that the three defendants and a man who lived on the second floor of 520 Second Ave. had a feud over money that was apparently stolen from the tenant.

"They spray painted 'Rapo' on his door and on the building," said one witness who did not want his name used. "He was a Level 1 sex offender, we were told, but it sounded to me like they were arguing over money. I could smell the gasoline they used to set the fire outside his door."

The target of the flames was convicted of a sex crime in 2004, officials said.

Another witness said she had just come home from work that night and heard the argument and went to see what was going on.

"Then I saw the whole building just go 'boom' and saw the three people run out the door, one on fire. I then rushed around to make sure everyone was getting out."

Smith had been out of state prison for just a week before he allegedly took part in setting the fatal fire, according to authorities and New York state inmate records. He had been in prison for attempted burglary in Rensselaer County.

The three fled to the home in North Carolina of a relative of one of the suspects.

Officials said all three were friends and Slaga was involved in a romantic relationship with one of the men, but they did not specify which one.

Officials declined to say how the fire was set.

A video from the night of the fire appeared to show three people fleeing the building at 520 Second Ave.

The fire spread to neighboring 518 Second Ave. next door. Both buildings were heavily damaged and are now boarded up.

The investigation continues, and authorities have not ruled out additional charges.

The May 1 fire has not been linked to an earlier string of 13 fires set in Lansingburgh between July 2014 and February 2015, police said.