Wednesday, June 24, 2015

The "No Peace For Predators Florida! Protect Our Children!" Facebook group obviously has a problem with balls

Apparently there is a "branch" of the retarded No Peace For Predators group, and this branch may even be dumber than the original No Peace For Predators. This group is called "No Peace For Predators Florida! Protect Our Children!

Here is a prime example of their stupidity. Apparently there is a book on called, "Do You Want To Play With My Balls"? It is a crude adult humor book full of double entendres about "balls" (here is a YouTube reading of it, if you are curious). Kid's book parodies are nothing new (the most well-known at this time is probably "Go The Fuck To Sleep," with the audio version read by Samuel L. Jackson) but apparently this humor book did not elicit any laughs from the idiots at NPFP-FloriDUH. 

So one of the regular posters made a Facebook post about this book to "warn" others of this book. Another member responded, "The author and the publishing company should be sued for such non sense. In fact I think I will contact my lawyer in behalf of all our children." Another said, "I can't comprehend why people think it's ok to do or expose such perverted things and think there will be no later consequences." Still another said, "as an adult with more experience it's obvious the meanings of the book and as a survior (sic) of molestation of 18+ guys, I'm incredibly offended by this book and the use of the little girl." "It should be plainly posted as adult only. Further more it should be band from being published. Only sick minded people find it amusing. Hince the point of this site." And, "What a horrible book! No WAY this was written without malice. I better NEVER see this in a children's library section or the please be quiet rule will not be followed! Disturbed freaks of nature."

It should be noted the attorney they contacted told them, as relayed by one member of NPFP-FloriDUH, "it would[n't] be prudent to try and sue the writer or the publishing company due to freedom of speech laws. And freedom to publish ones opinion. As bad as it may be there are far worse things published under those laws." [Screenshot of this exchange will be posted st the end of the article due to length. 

If that wasn't enough, the members flooded the Amazon page with negative reviews. Here are a few of their crazy reviews:

0 of 2 people found the following review helpful
1Though the "humor" in this book may have been intended for adults, it still endangers children
ByMichael Welperon June 19, 2015
Format: Hardcover
It is wrong to present this material in the format of a children's book. I understand that this book was written for adults, but that doesn't mean that it couldn't end up in the hands of a child. Children deserve to be protected. No moral adult would ever present such disgusting material in a way that could potentially appeal to an innocent child. And more seriously--yes, I do understand that this book was not intended to aid pedophiles, but a very sick adult could take advantage of the opportunity it yields, nonetheless.

0 of 5 people found the following review helpful
1i wish i could give this horrible book less then 1 star
ByTamaraon June 14, 2015
Format: Kindle Edition
i wish i could give this horrible book less then 1 star. It s so disgusting i would neve ever read this to my kids. who wrote this book must have been a pedophile

1 of 6 people found the following review helpful
1Not a child's book - read it on youtube before you buy...
ByPro-Life Nobamaon June 7, 2015
Format: Kindle Edition
NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK. Not sure what adult would write this or why (pedophile, gay activist or just a gag). Go hear it read at Youtube and decide for yourself.

Out of all the retarded comments, the comment below is the dumbest comment of all:

1 of 7 people found the following review helpful
1Pornography for 2 year olds
ByVivian Aldanaon June 6, 2015
Format: Kindle Edition
This is in NO WAY an innocent book. Do You Want to Play With My Balls is a manual for pedophiles. Perhaps some INNOCENT PERVERT will read it to your child. They can inform your child or grandchild about Blue balls, licking balls, holding a persons ball sack, hairy balls, or squeezing a persons balls, ???? Innocent--Really???? NO, not innocent--IT IS PERVERTED! It is pornography for 2-year olds.

Perhaps we should sent the morons at this branch of NPFP a care package. Maybe some of Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls? Maybe a case of Ben & Jerry's Schweddy Balls? How about an LP of AC/DC's "Big Balls"? Or, perhaps the complete works of Honore de BALZAC?

Apparently this will be the next book on NPFP-FL's shitlist
Actually, instead of balls, we need to send everyone at "No Peace For Predators Florida! Protect Our Children!" a case of BRAINS. 

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